Tuesday, February 23, 2010

PENGALAMAN LUCU ORG TERENGGANU

Seperti yang sedia maklum aku memang berasal dari negeri trg..hanya cari makan aje di bumi hang tuah ini...kepada kengkawan aku anak jati trg/kelantan jom kita baca pengalaman2 klako berkecek luo ni dan kepada member yg selain dr negeri itu pun leh baca jugak..tp sure korang akan kurang paham...tp tak pe..boleh tanya aku..hikhikhik...

Pengalaman2 ni diceritakan oleh anak2 jati trg yg berkahwin dgn org luar dr trg atau yg pernah belajar diluar negeri trg..AKU didlm cerita2 dibawah ada pengalaman2 diaorg...

KES 1 :
Si A seorang pekerja hotal,dia sepatutnya anta guest pegi airpot tapi hujan pulok,dia tunggu la sampai ujan berenti baru dia bagi tau pada guest,dia bagi tau gini "mari kita pergi encik,hujan sudah SERIK ni...

KES 2 :
Sorang kawan aku bg tau ngan sorang pakcik berkenaan kempen denggi "pakcik,dalam air ni ade UGAK-UGAK la"

KES 3 :
kisah ni terjadi masa aku sek men dulu....ikut rombongan sek round semenanjung 3 buah bas....& mlm tu dinner kt bgunan DBKL...time smpai kt bangunan DBKL Jln Raja Laut....time tu baru lps hujan...kebetulan bas plak park jauh skit & ada lopak2 air...time kitaorg nk turun...ada ler geng2 dbkl gi ler sambut dgn payung....dgn selamber jer....drebar bas kata... "jalan baik2 yer adik2 sekalian.....kawasan ni LECOH DONNO POR sket".....(intro baek jer...tp ending failed..) org dbkl terpingga2 keharainan.......kah kah kah......satu bas dok pakat gelak kat drebar bas.....

KES 4 :
pengalaman mase belajar kt Uni dulu..biase awal bulan 4 kitorg dpt junior2 baru dtg dr seantero malaysia so sume excited bgai buat mkn2,and tido same2 ala2 mixer katanya pastuh ade junior2 baru nieh sorang dr kelate so time nak tido bagai tuh, dia pun dgn konfidennye berkata....''camana nak tido nie,LEMBEK takde'' bebudak lain sume rolled their eyes,apekemende la budak nih ckp haku yg satu2nye org trg jer yg tergelak...

KES 5 :
kwn aku... nak bayar harge pulut panggang kat cafe....dia sebut "pulut LEMPA satu"

KES 6:
dulu masa belajo kat U dulu, ade gak kawan aku ni sorang, dia ni orang kelate tapi selalu nak cakap bahasa mesia yg jayanya..nak jadi ke cerita ada la sehari tu masa kami kuar jalan ramai-ramai. boleh dia g sound budak2 pompuan yg tak bertudung (selalunya diaorg pakai tudung). "hoii tudung korang tu dah PEKONG ke mane!!"

KES 7 :
aku g kedai fotostat..bnyk nak fotostat sijil2 nak apply keje lepas tu bila budak potostet tu dah abih fotostat..aku pong bagi tau gini kat budok tu.." adik, KACIP semua kertas tu ye.."

KES 8 :
seorang lelaki yg bertandang ke rumah MILnya di perak bertanya kepada isterinya.."Yang, mane pisau nak KOYAK buah durian nih?"...muahahahah..penin bininya pahtu baghu la dia ingat..."nok kopek durian"..

KES 9 :
cikgu: kenapa baju sekolah awak ade bintik2 hitam?
murid: Baju saya kena PERTIK SAWA cikgu..

KES 10 :
Kawan dr Johor : kenapa tangan u merah2 tu..?
Awek Trg : tu la..gatal gatal ni kena KENTIK nyamuk..

KES 11 :
dulu masa sekolah, masa assembly, guru disiplin sekolah aku ni dalam duk berucap di atas pentas, boleh dia kata "saya dapati ada pelajar-pelajar kat sini yang menghisap ROKAK"..apa lagi sume pakat gelak la, pengetua pun tak leh tahan gelak tu..

KES 12 :
Semalam aku cek kertas periksa anak aku tahun 1.... aku buka kertas bahase melayu..... mukasurat 1 arahan bergambar tulis balik apa gambar tu... Gambar Cermin mata anak aku tulih "SEPEK MATA" .... adoiiii salah..Gambar Buah oren anak tulih "ORENG"..... gi tambah "g" kat belakang...emmm tak pasal2 kena tolak markah... aku ngan hubby gelak tak hengat kesian anak aku....

KES 13 :
ada cikgu kat skolah aku, bukan main lagi berhati2 masa buat pengumuman, maklumlah sukan sekolah2 malaysia. satu hari tu ada pengumuman utk pserta2 pingpong, boleh dia kata ' Kepada semua peserta2 PIN PON, sila turun ke GELANGGAN SEKARAN'. abih brsorak budak2...

KES 14 :
kemarin dulu anak aku muntah atas katil, abih aa kena dkt cadar ngan toto..smlm kitaorg tengah masukkan toto ngn cadar dlm mesin basuh..pastu, aku cakap gini dkt hb aku .." bang, lupa la nak ambik SAMPUL BANTAL sama.."

KES 15 :
Ini kisah my mother in law dgn maid Indon:
MIL: Nanti mung koyok bawang, lepah tu siang ikang
Maid: Apa Buk? Apa perlu saya lakukan?
MIL: Koyok bawang, siang ikang
Maid: (masih terpinga2....)
Adik ipar datang menyelamatkan keadaan...
Adik ipar: Tuti, Tuti kupas bawang kemudian Tuti buat macam ini pada ikan (sambil menunjukkan cara2 `menyiang' ikan)

KES 16 :
Semalam perbualan ris dengan mak kat tepon, antara perbualan dia:
Mak: anok poksu mung tuh duk suku doh dengan bini dia
Ris: ye ke
Lepas tu dengan excitednya ris beritahu kat suaminya
Ris: Bang................ anak paksu tu duk SUKU dah dengan bini dia..............
HUbby: Haaaaaaaaaa...... suku........ apa suku tuhhh (dia bantai gelak........... adoiiiiiii tak faham rupernya)

KES 17 :
Boleh saya pinjam KALANG PETEK awak jap?...

KES 18 :
ni perbualan member aku(org kelantan)....:
wey zamani kenapa buku tu BERCERETEK EREK jer kat atas meja tu....malula pada member kita nih.......nak pecah perut aku.....

KES 19 :
peristiwa kat bandar jengka...member kelantan aku gak.....'BANG MINTAK SUPIK SATU'.....wakakaka.....bercakap luar tuh....

KES 20 :
masa aku study kat UM sewa umah kat bangsar...ada housemate budak kedah nak pinjam motor...dia tanya mana kunci motor aku...dengan macho nya aku jawab...'kunci motor ada dalam SORAK meja aku tu..'

KES 21 :
Cik, tali TENGKOK yang kaler ni berapo satu?

KES 22 :
di majlis kenduri
tuan umah : ayah mane?
member : oo ayah tak MARI, dia tak sihat

KES 23 :
teringat plok time matriks dulu... ada la classmate eda ni masuk intake lmbt.. muko dia cam org tua skit la.. pastu ado la mamat ni.. 1 batch kitorg gak la..dio kait buah mempelam tepi pagar asrama puteri... pastu takde bekas nak letak buah tu...ngan konfiden nye mamat tu tanya.... "kak, kak ada SUMPIT x??? kwn eda x tahan nak gelak...terus nama timangannya SUPIK..

KES 24 :
si A nampak ular lalu menjerit pada kawannya...." ular.....ular.....cepat KATAK...KATAK!..."

KES 25 :
ade sorang awek ni kije receptionist kat hotel kawan aku kije...aritu hotel xdak api,blackout, so guest kol la hotel ,dia yg cakap guest tanye " nape takde api ni" awek ni " maaf cik,black out.api berJENTAP"

KES 26 :
didi gi kl umah abg dia...abg dia suruh gi kedai beli gayung...so dia pon gi kedai..smpai kedai dia tanya tokey..."BANG, ADA JUAL CENTONG TAK?"...

KES 27:
ina baru balik dari shopping...rosnah tegur ina "WAH INA BARU BALIK? BALIK DARI MANA? BANYAK NYA JABIR KAT TANGAN TU...aku yang kbetulan tgh jln nak g toilet terus ketawa non stop..

KES 28 :
Nasihat utk anak buah yg anak jati Selangor.
adik jangan lari laju2...nanti NUNGENG KELAPA

KES 29 :
ni cerito saing kawe..ado salesman dtg drumoh dio, nak jual set beg tangan tino ko gapo, kawe dok igt sgt..awal2 tu ok lagi.. "kak, ini semua beg2 design terbaru.. ada yang buatan luar negara bla2.."pastu last2, "ok, akak nak kaler ape akak boleh pilih, nak kaler KOKO ke, kaler INTAM ke.."

ciaow dulu la..kalau sesapa nak suro aku sambung aku leh sambung..hehe...

20 comments:

Hezesuze said...

wah pelajaran bahasa tganu ni beb...
mostly bleh arr paham...muhahaha sbb ko bgi ayat..

cuba ko bgi perkataan pastu buat ayat...mamposs mati idup smula xbleh buat ayat....kakakakaka

♥cybermummy♥ said...

adehh!!! tak leh tahan ngan perkataan tali tengkuk . gelak guling2 bila aku baca . muahahhaha

INNA AB said...

salam kenai...nk tmbah skit ek..
dr pengalaman msa dok penang 18th dlu..
time keje AMD..di kntin cina jual buah2an..."Timun cina sekerat!"
ulang beberapa x lak...cina tu dok jengel mata...lama baru ingt....huhuhu...malu2...
lagi 1..timun btg...slalu trsasul..depan ingt kita mncarut....hahaha...

Anonymous said...

tak sempat nak baca lagi..panjang benau.sok kat office aku try curik2 bace k...tata

SyimaSyaz

mamai said...

aduh hai pecah perut aku golak

NaqeebLukhman said...

hehehee

muaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaa


aku pun tak suka sebut tembikai... alu prefer timun!

Dee said...

bestfriend dee nyer housemate org ganu..suka dgr demo speaking..hahaha.."jam aku ni napa? mapuh doh"..hahaha..

ALoNa [CintamaniszLite] said...

huahua..gelak golek2 ler akak membacanya..huahua..

Ntah bila ler akak nk tgk kuala terengganu yg dh maju tu ye??

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